I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
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