Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
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