Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
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I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
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Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
And since we used to fuck you are absolutely obligated to like my tweets
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
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