You kept calling me your small dog last night.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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