all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
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