In the future we'll all be gay
I wish there was an iPhone app to help you with your shitty personality.
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
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Walk of shame was bad enough, but farting with each step as I walked past his roommates was just not cosmically fair.
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
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I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
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