After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
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Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
we should paint friendship bongs
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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