so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
Can you put "designated driver" on a resume?
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
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Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
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if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
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