Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
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I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I am literally sitting here with a jar of Nutella and a spoon, reading an article called "never drink alone again because now there's wine for cats." How single am I?
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
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he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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