if i died would you start the facebook group?
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
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