so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
So when we opened his headboard we found a bottle of crisco sitting on top of his porn magazines.
I guess we all know what he was cookin.
Cop gave me a ticket for public drunkedness, and then I convinced him to drive me back to the party
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
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