possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
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I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
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Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
Did you finish that presentation yet?
No but don’t worry about it. I do my best work in the middle of the night. I’m like a hamster.
Every dick I’ve had or wanted in the last year is married. It’s like I became a professional home wrecker after I graduated.
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