My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
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