Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
Today has been the most awkward masturbatory day of my life. Possibly even more awkward than when my mom found my vibrator on Mother's Day.
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DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
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I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
the raccoons are back...
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