We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
the only good thing about breaking up with him while naked was that i got to make a forgetting sarah marshall reference
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
fries before guys. food before dudes. shakes before dates. chips before dicks. lemon bars before football stars. macaroni before screwin' tony. what i'm saying is please come to ladies' night
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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