I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
On a scale of 1 to hungover I’m definitely throwing up at the office today.
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