i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
my sisters under your porch take her home
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.
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The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
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I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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