that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
I'm driving in the middle of nowhere, and I just saw a stuffed Barney hanging from a noose on a tree. Maybe I should turn around.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
Please remind me next time not to call the ex who cheated on me to cry about the ex who forgave me for putting him in prison. It would be much appreciated.
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
My ex is stopping by while he’s working tonight after delivering a pizza to fuck me, then going back to work at Pizza Hut. This is what my life has become.
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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