Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
He wore the same cologne as my orthodontist so all I could think about was how I hadn't worn my retainer in months
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
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