I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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