He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
I just saw a guy give a mop to his fat wife and say "Look, an exercise stick!"
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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