Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing
The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?
Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner
the number of months ive had a girlfriend in my life divided by the number of blowjobs ive gotten is extremely depressing...
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
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We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
Naked Twister starts at high noon
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
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Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
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