This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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