my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
had a dream you helped me fill my shoes with yogurt. we were even like "why didn't we think of this before?!" like it was just so obvious
that sounds like something we'd do... we're onto something here
I have peed in a lot of sinks
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
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