You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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