Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
That isn't the worst part. It got a bazillion times more awkward when he read me a poem he wrote about his dead cat.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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