My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
mom asked me why i'm never sober at family events, i told her i learned it from her.
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
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