piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
I woke up to pee last night, got out of bed and proceeded to stand there because I had no idea where I was. Then, I heard my sexy as fuck personal trainers voice. Well-played blacked out me.
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