Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
I think the best part was the fact that the stripper's lock screen was a picture of the virgin mary
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
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