Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
You asked the waitress for a vasectomy and handed her a butter knife, like you were ordering something from the menu
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
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