Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
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