If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
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