Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
My hair reeks of homosexuality.
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
note to self: an IV pole is no substitute for a stripper pole. Written it on my ankle cast.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
Just used "I used to work as an inflatable toy operator" as a pick up line. Freshman frenzy is great...
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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