Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
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I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
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why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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