just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
tie
update: the house isnt on fire anymore, but he is still pissing on all your stuff.
the house was on fire??
shit I thought I told you.
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
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I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
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I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
Thanksgiving Shitshow: My grandparents found me passed out on the bathroom floor wearing nothing but a scarf made of toilet paper
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
I need a hoe opinion
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