Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
I feel like vodka or no vodka, you'd still be trying to button your cat into your comforter
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
You are a genius and a whore.
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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