There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
Randomize
