Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
Had a slight melanoma scare this morning. Spoiler alert, it was Nutella.
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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