Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
my grandmother thought she vaccuumed up a quarter so she made me open the bag, dump it out on her front lawn, and dig through it. no quarter.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
i woke up surrounded by junior mints. not to mention, there was a huge pyramid of natty cans baracading the door shut. this is why i can't drink alone.
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
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