she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
Can I just text her like "yo sorry I fucked your boyfriend, let's go get sushi" or like nah
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
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