Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
Just checked my missed calls... why did you call me 37 times from 2:14 to 3:58?
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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