just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
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