I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
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