No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
i haven't been laid since the bush administration. it's frustrating.
Some advice for success: 1) Go ugly early, it saves you time and money; 2) If you can't pork a princess, pound a pig for practice; and 3) Beauty is only a light switch away.
ur like the dr phil of bizarro world.
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
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Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
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I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
im about to go through the checkout with 3 flasks and a wedding card. let the judgement begin!
update: cashier guessed cash bar before i could say anything. completely bypassed "dry" and knew cash bar right away. i love this state.
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
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