I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
The cop busted in, made the music stop, and goes "GUYS LISTEN UP! DRINK, DO DRUGS, HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX, I DONT GIVE A FUCK, JUST QUIET DOWN!" Best. Cop. Ever.
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