I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
Sometimes, being an adult means buying a bottle of whiskey after work and live tweeting the commercial breaks on food network.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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