if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
My butt remains clenched, sir.
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
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