that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
I’ll call you in a minute. Trying to book an AirBnB so I can finally bang the yummy guy from yoga
Your downward dog is going to rock his cock. I’m jealous
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