Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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