White coat. Heels.
And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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