she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
Are you drunk? You left me a voicemail at 5:59 AM of you making dolphin sounds.
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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