What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
"I'm gonna wax that ass" was the successful pick up line used on me last night. Clearly I had a few too many cause it worked..
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
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