Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
Houston, we have a blender
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
I feel like god wrote up a contract of my life, and i just signed off on that shit without reading the fine print.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
Randomize
