Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
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